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Uncork your sense of humor with our classic black t-shirt, perfect for wine lovers who take their grapes seriously—but not themselves. Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable whether you're swirling a glass of Pinot or just pretending to know what “legs” mean. The sleek black color pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or pajama pants for those lazy wine-and-Netflix nights.
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Emblazoned across the front in crisp, white lettering is the punchline you didn’t know your wardrobe needed: “Technically, I’m not drinking alone if the dog’s home.” It’s cheeky, relatable, and guaranteed to spark a chuckle (and maybe an invite to the next wine night). Whether you're gifting it to your favorite wine buddy or keeping it for yourself, this shirt is the perfect blend of bold flavor and full-bodied humor.